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Twilight- The Vanquish"Wow...have you ever seen anything more beautiful?" Eddie licked his lips, fingers gently tracing the jet black car that was his father's. His green and golden eyes sparkled in awe. Andrew stood a foot away, eyebrow raised, arms folded over his chest as he eyed the Vanquish. "Jesus, you sound like my dad." He smirked. Eddie ignored the comment and found himself beaming. "Let's take a ride in it." He whispered. Andrew blinked, then his eyes grew wide. "Are you insane? Your dad will kill you!" "He won't find out," Eddie smiled. "Yes, he will, you dip-shit. If he doesn't read my mind, he's got Alice." "Alice won't be able to see us." "How do you

Alice and Jasper.:Board:.Part1 *Alice and Jasper*.:Bored:.

Jasper’s POV
I was sitting on the couch of our humongous house in the middle of no-where. I was flipping through the 1000+ channels on the T.V, everything I’d already seen, or was so much like something else it was ironic. I settled for ‘A Knight’s Tale’, a movie I’d seen a million times over.

I watched it for about a half hour when suddenly, I felt a drastic change in the atmosphere. Someone was doing some serious lusting.

I first turned to Bella, but quickly ruled her out. She was half asleep in Edwa

Bella, it's time...Chapter 18 Before we could leave the clearing Alice stopped us. She ran in front of us, graceful as always and put her hands up. I stopped the same time Edward did, wondering why Alice had stopped us.

"Even though we have a lot of money do you think we could fix the cars?" she said with a innocent yet pleading expression. Carlisle looked taken aback to fixing the burnt cars we had or at least I had forgotten about. I guess that Carlisle had expected Alice, Emmett, and Edward to buy new cars like I was predicting he was going to, instead of going through the trouble of fixing them.

"Well, of course Alice, if that's what you want," Carlisle

20 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen1) Annony him.
2) Tell him Bella is dead.
3) Tell him Bella is pregnant.
4) Try to pick him up.
5) Tell him Bella dumped him... for a werewolf.
6) Burn his bed.
7) Ask why he bought a bed in the first place.
8) Sing "If you could read my mind".
9) Poke him and see how long it takes for him to kill you.
10) Make your deviantART name "EdwardCullenStalker". (I'm pretty sure I saw something like this somewhere before)
11) Lock him in a closet with Jacob and come back a week later to see what happened.
12) Laugh at the fact he's 107 and has an 18 year-old girlfriend.
13) Get into an agruement with him, then say "Bite me".
14) Be an ov

20 ways to annoy Rosalie Hale20 ways to annoy Rosalie Hale

20. Shave off her hair in the middle of the night

19. Destroy all of her clothes

18. Put her on the top 10 list for Worst dressed

17. Cut her hair into a mohawk or some other style that she'd dislike

16. Put bubble gum in her hair

15. Keep her in a room with Jacob Black

14. Tell her she smells worse than a dog-wolf

13. Call her anorexic

12. Call her bullemic

11. Tell her she's a bitch

10. Say your prettier than her

9. Say Nessie hates her

8. Say she's concited and Narcissistic

7. Give her a trashbag as a Present

6. Say she's been married to many times and has killed off all her husbands

5. Face Pa

ways to annoy Jasper1:Expose your neck at all times

2:Whenever he gets you angry say "Bite me"

3:Color his whole room red

4:Ask if he ever fought with someone over a lamb

5:Ask him if he is part ghost and when he say's no ask him if he knows that he has a ghost cousin named Casper

6:Kill every animal he captures before he eats it

7:tye a bloody raw slab of dear meat to his back in an area he can't reach

8:Kill Alice

9:Give a TV that will explode the next time you use it and when it does tell him that he should have calmed it down

10:Tell him that his name reminds you of peanut butter

11:Donate all his blood to a hospital

12:Buy him a very very bloody

Alice POVAlice POV-

I sat in the darkness of my cell. I just sat on the dirty floor, motionless because of the little things to do. I lifted my hand and softly brushed where I had been bruised by the treatment the horrible doctors gave me. The bump of the bruise felt warm against the coldness of the cell’s still air. My fingers gently glided down my arm, feeling all of the newly made bruises as well as the old ones that had swelled down and were almost gone.
I leaned back, pressing my back to the icy wall. The cold feeling made my skin full of goose bumps. I closed my eyes and just listened to the barely audible sounds outside of my c

Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen13 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
13)Change his ring tone to “Like a Virgin”
12)Lock Bella in a closet for a day with Jake
11)Sing “Discovery Channel” in your head whenever he’s within 2 miles of you
10)Think about David Bowie
9)Think about Edward.
8)Cut your finger near Jasper
7)Kill a deer just for the heck of it
6)Bring a cat into the house
5)Draw all over his pictures of Bella
4)Put on black robes and pretend to be the Volturi
3)Scratch his Volvo
2)Scratch the Vanquish
And the number one way to annoy Edward:
1)Kill Bella

33 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 33 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

• Frequently ask him about his bionic arm. When he goes 'WTF', slap yourself in the forehead and go ‘Oh, I’m thinking of a different Edward. The hot one from Full Metal Alchemist’. (FMA reference. Non-readers won’t get it.)
• Drag him and Bella to the Twilight movie.
• Afterwards, read him a 2-hour-long speech about how much hotter Robert Patterson is than him.
• Cut your finger, then make a really big deal about the fact that it’s bleeding right in front of his nose.
• Then, simply suck the blood out.
•

10 ways to annoy Edward

FAIL-SAFE WAYS TO UNWITTINGLY OFFEND, HORRIFY AND/OR HUMILIATE EDWARD CULLEN

1. Bake him a birthday cake...with 107 candles. Make frequent jokes about his being "over the hill"

2. Give him a puppy named sprinkles.

3. When asked what to do with Sprinkles, hand him a straw and exclaim "Go for it, Tiger!"

4. Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

5. Speak to him in a nonsensical series of elegant and educated-sounding words. When asked what the heck you mean, smile condenscendingly.

6. Sit by the Cullens at lunch and attack your food voraciously in a vampiric fashion. When asked why, say you le

Alice: The Beginning Part 2I had wandered the streets for days. I killed when I needed food, or drink, I should say. And then there it was. The café from my vision. I walked inside and sat down. I didn’t know how long I would have to wait. But it didn’t matter. I could wait as long as I had to. I could leave and eat and be back quickly. Besides, the café was probably closed at night. I could leave and come back, every day if I had to.

And that’s exactly what I did. For a full month I waited. And waited. And waited. I hunted at night, picking off those I didn’t think would be missed. I figured that it was best to remain hidden, until I kne

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I made this from the scene in Braking Dawn where Alice and Jacper leave to find the other half-vampire-half-human of all time. I did this in an online photoshop [link] and the texture is from

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ok so there are some typos and if you can't read it this is the gist of it:

Jasper,
We have to do whatever we can to save Renesmee. Even if it means leading on the ones we love by leaving. I will leave Bella a clue somehow to let her know that we are going to find help.

Meet me in the forest by the cottage at 7: 30. I am going to get the wolve to help us by delivering the message.

Love Allways,
Alice

~anime-ink Nov 27, 2008

very steller

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~anime-ink Nov 9, 2008

Oh really

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!Edwardobsessed Nov 9, 2008 Writer

yes really liam stop being sucha sour pickle and accept it that i can ute photoshop just like anyone else!

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~anime-ink Nov 9, 2008

YOU HAVE PHOTOSHOP

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!Edwardobsessed Nov 10, 2008 Writer

noits an online 1 the website is called [link]

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~anime-ink Nov 8, 2008

DId you actually make that?

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!Edwardobsessed Nov 8, 2008 Writer

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! I am capable of making art just like everyone else you know!!!!!!!

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~Wiccecraft Nov 8, 2008

It's beautiful

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!Edwardobsessed Nov 8, 2008 Writer

Thanks so much!!!!!

Edwardobsessed

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~Wiccecraft Nov 9, 2008

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